Cute Love Poems BiographySource(google.com.pk)
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screamingUpon his death, the New York Times wrote of Ogden Nash, "(His) droll verse with its unconventional rhymes made him the country's best-known producer of humorous poetry." Here's a sample of Nash's wit you're sure to love.
"More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.
I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.
As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That's how much you I love.
I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.
I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes,
That's how you're loved by me."To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"
You used to bound up with glee
Now it's "I can't do stairs and passion. . .
You'll have to choose which one it's to be"ry singing this to your Valentine. If you can't sing like Frank Sinatra, no worries. It will just make your Valentine laugh harder.
"My Funny Valentine" song lyrics by Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart roe
My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart?
But don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me
Stay little Valentine, stay!
Each day is Valentine's dayThe following three couplets were among the winners in a newspaper contest that asked readers to write a love poem in which the first line was very romantic and the second line, very unromantic.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother. Your Valentine will be laughing until his or her ribs hurt when you recite this funny love poem for vegetarians. Just be sure not to serve ribs for dinner.
Cabbage always has a heart;
Green beans string along.
You're such a Tomato,
Will you Peas to me belong?
You've been the Apple of my eye,
You know how much I care;
So Lettuce get together,
We'd make a perfect Pear.
Now, something's sure to Turnip,
To prove you can't be Beet;
So, if you Carrot all for me
Let's let our tulips meet.
Don't Squash my hopes and dreams now,
Bee my Honey, dear;
Or tears will fill Potato's eyes,
While Sweet Corn lends an ear.
I'll Cauliflower shop and say
Your dreams are Parsley mine.
I'll work and share my Celery,
So be my Valentine.A series of funny poems about engagements, weddings and marriages. The early poems in the series rejoice in the romance of marriage, but the tone changes mid-series and the later poems become darker and more cynical. There are a smattering of sexual references, but there's a whole section devoted to funny sex poems still to come.A poem which sounds like it's the translation of a traditional Eastern European folk saying, yet is hilariously funny - for women at least.